A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger

I'm sick of their European exceptionalism

by Irvinian January 4, 2023

european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal

Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay

by tonypulis2008 May 20, 2018

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

European fling

when you go to Europe, fall in love with a European girl and abandon everything to chase after her

my friend went to to London and had a European fling, I haven’t seen him since

by iddotsabdwich May 10, 2022

European slider

When you shit on someone’s stomach and slide down while they are eating a white castle slider

Hey wanna try a European slider i’ve heard they’re quite exquisite

by 22tedd04 November 26, 2022

European African

A person of European decent, normally a white person, born and raised in Africa. a Native African, by being born in Africa.

"Hey man , how can you be African???? You're White!!!", "That's because I'm European African, My Ancestors were from Europe, and I was born and raised in South-Africa"

by CharlieZA May 6, 2018