trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.

Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

by Evil Spock March 20, 2016

trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 18, 2019

trailer park trombone

Meth pipe

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high

by YeakleJ February 27, 2024

trailer park marriage

Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not

Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

Trailer Park Titties

big titties on a small frame

you remember that skinny flat-chested girl from my neighborhood? ended up with massive trailer park titties

by xerocool22 April 19, 2025

trailer park punch

1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew

I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!

by holyreality November 24, 2014

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010