traffic blockin

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.

: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint

by JDZ PT October 21, 2007

Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.

We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.

by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011

Traffic Flirting

The act of catching a girls or guys eye while sitting in busy traffic, often resulting in friendly smiles and maybe a wink.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.

David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."

by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006

Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.

Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck

by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018

Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

by dp.paz June 19, 2017

Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020