tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor

"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"

by JinxFeet January 11, 2023

Tortilla

A term for a mexican girl's vagina.

I'll butter your tortilla ;)

by Mastermind30342 July 2, 2015

tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018