Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

Mood-typing

The way someone types messages that gives a clear message to their current mood or feeling.

Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.

by lsuser04 January 23, 2007

type 7

A watery shit, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid.
As defined by Bristol Stool Chart

After all that booze and that dodgy kebab last night, a type 7 was inevitable this morning

by jtevezl May 17, 2011

Type Time

A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted

"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?

by Blushing Caligula March 29, 2023

Type 3

The highest level of intelligence. 100 times smarter than a Type 2.

He is a “Type 3”

by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 26, 2018

Ramble Typing

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."

Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...

by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010