Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.

Let’s have a fungus bog!

by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

have a fungus

"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.

Have a fungus

by SubGplayz August 8, 2022

Fungus Amungus

A prime example of a great compliment you can give to a nice person.

Also a condition for your feet, where literall mushrooms grow between your toes. The Fungus Amungus condition is known to be quite painful.

Fungus Amungus comes from the old latin word "mater tua" which means "greatness to you"
Also it is the inspiration for the popular videogame "Among Us" title.

(if you ever experience symptoms of Fungus Amungus, seek help at your local doctor immediately)

-hey, you have a nice haircut
-thankyou, fungus amungus!

or

-I am sad to inform you that... you have the Fungus Amungus.

by Helpful_Nectarine69 November 2, 2021

Fungus

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021

Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019