Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children

Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey

by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019

fungus

A guy called Oliver that is a big chungus.

You are a Fungus.

by boi10383628364 March 25, 2019

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 25, 2019

dungus fungus

When someone or something is angry and they need to chill out and play the bongos.

“Finleighs being such a dungus fungus”

by spongebobisalegend August 26, 2019

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016