european brassknuckle

When you cum on your knuckles, then punch someone with it!

When my girlfriend cheated on me with my friend, I went to his house to give him a European Brassknuckle.

by pacotaco111 March 6, 2016

European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger

I'm sick of their European exceptionalism

by Irvinian January 4, 2023

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

European African

A person of European decent, normally a white person, born and raised in Africa. a Native African, by being born in Africa.

"Hey man , how can you be African???? You're White!!!", "That's because I'm European African, My Ancestors were from Europe, and I was born and raised in South-Africa"

by CharlieZA May 6, 2018

European Princess

when you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

Gave her a European Princess on our first date. Now I don't like her.

by poopietuesday July 27, 2022