by avo lover May 13, 2005
Get the californiamug. THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.
Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.
Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.
Bite me.
Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.
Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.
Bite me.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
Get the Californiamug. The largest U.S. state currently allowing illegal aliens to:
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
"For some reason, many people in California refuse to acknowledge the fact that the problem with the security of our country is not immigration...it's ILLEGAL immigration."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
by Florida Evans March 1, 2009
Get the californiamug. by Alice Cooper #8 April 17, 2006
Get the californiamug. A state with reject cities like Los Angeles. Lots of smog, superficial people, gayballs and super dry hot weathers. Lots of forest fires, earthquakes, crime (highest murder from LA) and traffic. Also you breath smog like fresh air.
by GayldenStatesucks July 11, 2003
Get the Californiamug. where i live and the only country with a robot from the future as the governor. Often referred to as "The badass state". It is often made fun of by all the other jealous states
by Cali4Everz January 1, 2009
Get the Californiamug. One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
by Eastermister September 1, 2016
Get the Californiamug.