hitting switches

the act of bouncing a lowrider by hitting hydraulic switches inside the vehicle, often as a way to show off.

"Joey's been getting all the ladies lately by hitting switches in his slab while cruising around town"

by holdthisjawn February 10, 2026

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018