Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Spiritual incest

The act of shipping or the existence of a couple that have a sibling relation ship or are adopted siblings

''omg did you read that JayDick fanfiction?''
''No dude! They're like brothers that's spiritual incest!''

by Insert Dorky Nae May 9, 2017

spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.

Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?

by q359 July 25, 2023

Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Spiritually Abstract

1.Unique, Different, Spiritual, Authentic, Original

2.Spiritually Abstract Art/Music
3.A Indie (independent)

music artist Songwriter named

Mason Albert Papay

Whom Mixes, Master's, Engineer's, Produce's and Publish's his own music. Born 01/14/1995

(No Genre)

#No Labels

"Let's Go see Spiritually Abstracts' Performance (Aka. Live show)"
"That Music/Art Is Spiritually Abstract"
"That song is Produced by, Spiritually Abstract"

by Golden Dawn Silver Dusk September 2, 2023

Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).

'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023