Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.
Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.
Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
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spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
by gennarch December 15, 2018
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spartan high

a school where there are so many groups and cliques you can't even count. but they all come together for football. football is life. Drunk students sections at all the games. Great school. Kinda.
Man that game against Spartan High sucked because we lost. That feaster dude is a beast
by hljofoz December 05, 2015
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 02, 2025
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spartan effect

After watching the movie 300(2016), the phase was popularized.

Upon seeing fit people, wanting to look the same, and the inevitable increase in working out.
Wonderwoman gave me the "Spartan effect."

OR

"Wow, what happened to him?"
"Must have been the Spartan Effect after seeing the Olympics "
by MintRose June 03, 2021
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Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.
He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.
by Piddique April 30, 2019
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