Spam

1. A type of meat in a can. We aren't sure which one at this point.

2. Random words meant to annoy/take up lots of space in a chat room or email inbox.

1.

Joe: What kind of meat is this?
Bob: Spam.
Joe: That doesn't answer my question.

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by shvgcjsvdcjsgdcksdbkjvcssda vb February 2, 2012

Spam

A Delicious meat for all to enjoy

Man that three week old spam really cured my (cold)

by RE3TR05 January 24, 2019

Spam

While playing FIFA, someone repeatedly through balls in hopes of randomly finding an open guy. This is their only form of passing.

Sean is a spammer and has no skill in passing.

Classic Sean, passing to no one hoping to find an open guy.

by adee28 August 1, 2014

spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident

1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer

by Bummy Bummerson December 28, 2005

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.

" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.

by Decdude147 October 30, 2007