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Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird
Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em
by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023
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Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Social Media Refugee

Those people who no longer are allowed on major Social Media platforms, despite never breaking the Community Standards. Attempting to create their own platforms results in the shadowy players getting ISP'S and Server Hosts to deny them service, thus leaving them essentially voiceless in today's society. Also see "Zucked"
My friends, I regret to inform you I am now one of the Social Media Refugees.
by PonchoLongshanks January 25, 2021
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021
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Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.
I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.
by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017
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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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Social Media Dissect

It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
@socialmediadissect
Marketer 1: Where did you learn this amazing marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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