If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian is a light novel, manga, and anime series about a Russian girl named Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou aka Alya who hides her feelings in Russian from Masachika Kuze, a male who understands Russian. However, Alya doesn't know this. SunSunSun is the creator of this series.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

by WSSRKATO January 27, 2025

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Sometimes stripper

ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’s dead broke to make 100 dollars

JASSS ALWAYS BROKE HOW IF U HAVE A PUSSY SHE A SOMETIMES STRIPPER SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE DEAD BROKE

by NOT THE GAS November 23, 2021

sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Sometimes I'm Alone

It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.

Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!

RIP singing cat.

At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!

by Sam Smith twin evil brother June 10, 2024