Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.

“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”

by chefcanyon January 15, 2022

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.

Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm

by HillClint January 15, 2022

Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 12, 2021

smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021

ohio skibidi smegma

its baiscally another word for calling someone very cool

Ur koala:so ohio skibidi smegma
Ur pet:urmm what the sigma

by jsanormal_person124okie September 24, 2024

smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene

im gonna rub my smegma all over you

by anonymous January 7, 2025

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025