aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016

smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017

smegma-master

Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.

Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master

by willinatorn December 21, 2023

pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay

Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

Smegma

A play on words, very funny

"Hey Did You Hear of Smegma?"
"What the fuck is Smegma?"
"Smegma ass lmao"

by ShrekWes69 September 27, 2020

Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024