butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023

sloan

a slug

he’s such a sloan

by lili1396123139 February 21, 2023

Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.

"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"

by MothsBugsMushrooms January 5, 2024

Sloan

man with massive genitalias

damn, your such a Sloan. I hope he's a Sloan

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Sloan Gators

Certified retailer of 4 wheel tractor trailers but with an associated cult of fanatic members. Members are alumni of SUNY Westbrook University and call themselves "Sloaners". Sloan Gators was founded in 1979.

Sloan Gators is more than a company its a lifestyle. -Buddha
Sloan Gators is 300 bang bang -Chief Keef

by Leather man liebo August 22, 2021

Sloane

Sloane is a girl who is quite around crowds but loud around friends. She knows what she wants but is to lazy to get it. She is hilarious, beautiful, kind, and an amazing friend. Sloane is also a total smarty pants when it comes to video games and a hard core skater.

Who is that doing an Ollie on the skateboard?? Oh wait that’s just Sloane!

by The tadler June 16, 2021

Sloane

Very funny and sum times mean people they speak their mind even when it can hurt someone’s feelings. But they are great friends and overall amazing people. They don’t care about their looks that much and lift the spirits of those around them

Sloane’s kind of mean

by anonymous April 21, 2022