The Ninth Slice

When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.

Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.

by ShmeatLover XD April 7, 2021

SLICING THE BREAD

when a girl takes a dump with her thong on

Last night at the party i walked outside and Anthony's girlfriend was slicing the bread in the yard.

by TC $$$$ September 30, 2008

sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

CISCO Slice

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.

If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.

by MIKE March 24, 2005

side slice

an extra-marital sex partner

"Is that your woman?" "Nah, that's just a side slice."

by Kody Redcloud July 1, 2014

g-slice

Another word for homie or good friend

I'd hate to pwn you seeing how you are my g-slice

by Matthew Arrington September 26, 2006

Hot Slice

Sneaking up on an unsuspecting friend from behind who happens to have their legs spread a bit too far and pulling a nasty uppercut with your hands pressed open palm against each other so as to pulverise the genitals.

Gary Capfield pulled a hot slice on me at the party in front of everyone. Nearly keeled over. What a wanker.

by Hutch Daddy ££££'s June 5, 2010