Skip to the end

First used in the Brittish TV show Spaced.
If someone is telling a boring story "Skip to the end" can be used to speed things up.

Daisy: Dear Tim - Please forgive the letter; I'm feeling a bit confused. Everything seems to have changed recently. We all seem to be drifting apart like leaves from once-green oak -
Tim: Skip to the end.

by lordkilljoy November 06, 2009

Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb March 16, 2009

Skip this noise

A slang term used to express an unwillingness to do something.

Also; Skip that noise, Skip your noise, Skip their noise, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Stephenie Meyer is coming to sign books! Wanna go see her with me?

Person 2: Skip that noise! What are you, a faggot?

-OR-

Party Host: Who wants to play Scategories!?

Party Goer: Skip this noise, lets go to a bar.

by SuckitMerriam June 29, 2009

skip 16

A talented ska band from Olney, MD

www.skip16.tk ...their site

by ixx January 04, 2005

skip-free

An album put out by a musician that one is able to listen to all the way through without changing the song.

I really only like to buy CD's that I heard are skip-free.

by Lionel C. Davidson March 18, 2007

skip face

Light hearted joke insult. meaning some who has a face that resembles the contents of a skip.

Hello skip face how are you today?

by infinitylies April 11, 2010

Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.

I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.

by ToiletMint69 February 10, 2023