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peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off
Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk
by P. Ennis February 26, 2017
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reverse jockey sidewalk steamer

Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
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strip of grass between street and sidewalk

The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.
The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and

into the gutter.
by mister krinkly November 6, 2013
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
mugGet the like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalkmug.

sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.
Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!
by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022
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sidewalk splatterer

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.
by Child Ish February 21, 2009
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sidewalk mode

the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot
i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.
by robert the muthrfukn sailorman February 28, 2009
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