shat

Past tense of shit
Shitted is not a word
Shit can also be used as a past tense word

Often happens when scared

Can be used to say someone was severely repremanded.

After I got off of the roller coaster, I realized that I shat myself.

When the bear roared, I immediately shat in my pants.

When he said "Fuck" in class, the teacher shat all over him.

by Jack Cisco July 22, 2006

the shat hit the roof

The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.

"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

Sabatoner

A fan od Sabaton

Someone.exe: Hey, what band do you like?
Sabatoner.exe: I like Sabaton.
Someone.exe: Oh so you're Sabatoner?
Sabatoner.exe: Yea.
Someone.exe Noice

by JoakimBrodénCondom.com April 12, 2020

shat

Past tense of shit

I asked him to shit in the toilet, but instead he shat on the floor.

by Cummy worm July 28, 2011

Shat

The past tense of shit or "to shit".

"Yo Bill, lemme use your bathroom, I have to Shit." *a few minutes later* "Oh jeez, I'm sorry man, I just Shat... and it was huge."

by Dump P. Crapper April 21, 2009

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event

After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009