Sexter

Someone who sends nude pictures to others through a text message.

Bob: Did you see those titty pics that Susie sent to Fred?!

Timmy: Dude, I know! Susie is such a sexter!

by ADeWitt January 16, 2009

Settlers of Catan

A boardgame invented in the grand country of Germany. 3-6 players battle for control of the Island of Catan by trading resources and building roads and cities. The winner is declared the Master of Catan by the defeated.

Matt's hands shake when he is about win when playing Settlers of Catan.

by Matt Castro January 27, 2006

Fence Sitter

Fence Sitter - Sheriff Blatz - A person who wishes to stay neutral, to not pick a side, to avoid confrontation.

''Oi Sheriff Blatz you ''Fence Sitter'' Pick a fucking side you coward''.

by V4mp1ress January 19, 2019

Face Settee

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.

by Rayem December 31, 2015

far-sitter

A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.

"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."

by batguanomom September 24, 2011

Sexter

When an episode of the Showtime series Dexter is so good, it's better than sex.

Yeah I skipped hanging out with Molly tonight cause the season finale of Dexter is on. It's gonna be so Sexter.

by nuggetsucker March 4, 2011

SEXTERN

A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts.

"Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter."

"Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer."
"Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall."

by Galony June 18, 2008