Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.

Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.

by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012

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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

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The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011

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