Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
"Nice sweater? Is that made from recycled laundry lint?" "Thanks! Yeah, I got it a Flashmob Sale down at the Grove!"
by Cultureninja November 25, 2021
Get the Flashmob Salemug. Face-to-face sale, as opposed to sending money through paypal or check and having the for sale item shipped in return.
by wozspam September 22, 2010
Get the ftf salemug. Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"
Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
Get the Steam Salemug. The 4th album by The Beatles, released in 1964.
--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby
--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby
by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018
Get the Beatles For Salemug. when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010
Get the junk salemug. A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.
by TheRavn September 23, 2023
Get the Sales Bromug. by John 💰 February 8, 2023
Get the Sales Psychosismug.