Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
by Birdah January 24, 2024
Get the Swiftiesmug. When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the Swiftymug. by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023
Get the Swiftymug. A swiftie bestie refers to a best friend who is one of the most amazing people ever. It is a person who is very kind and very trustful. It is a person who is very talented but does not accept it because they are very humble at the same time. Overall this person is best best friend that one can ever ask for.
My best friend from Wisconsin is very talented and very kind. She is very trustful and can be trusted with anything. Overall she is an amazing swiftie bestie.
by Amazing young person June 2, 2022
Get the swiftie bestiemug. Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023
Get the Swiftymug. In a huge swiftie!
by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023
Get the Swiftiemug. The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.
by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021
Get the A Swiftymug.