swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

by Birdah January 24, 2024

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Swifty

A superfan of the Artist Taylor Swift.

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

swiftie bestie

A swiftie bestie refers to a best friend who is one of the most amazing people ever. It is a person who is very kind and very trustful. It is a person who is very talented but does not accept it because they are very humble at the same time. Overall this person is best best friend that one can ever ask for.

My best friend from Wisconsin is very talented and very kind. She is very trustful and can be trusted with anything. Overall she is an amazing swiftie bestie.

by Amazing young person June 2, 2022

A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024