Susie

When a person is a typical American, white-apron-wearing, red-nail-polish, pie-baking homemaker

Your mom and dad are so SUSIE

by Slick Goose September 26, 2022

Susie

Susie normally has an amazing personality. Susie is usually blonde or has light coloured hair and beautiful eyes. She is super smart and really sweet.All the men fall in love with her. Susie is usually short for Susan or Susana/Susannah. Susie may seem innocent but she has a dark side. For example horny and watches porn. But not all Susies are like that.

All the men want Susie
Susie is amazing

Ugh susie

by Aalish sucks April 14, 2019

Pulled a Susie

acting sloth-like; sleeping and eating all day due to lack of motivation

-I pulled a Susie yesterday and now I feel so relaxed today.

-Instead of going to work I pulled a Susie.

by Vegetable_Lasagna May 12, 2016

Susie dick breaker

Someone slacking falling behindActing like a whiny baby

Get your butt moving stop being a Susie dick breaker

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Susie

A girl usually young, wishing she was an adult in the 90's. Will steal your man. You think he's loyal now. Just wait until he meets a Susie. A known fire hooker. Who will make you go broke. When you least expect it so don't let him check the mail. Because once he's had her kiss the relationship goodbye. She's a freak in the sheets and after the money on the streets. She tricks men because of her oral skills and a pussc so tight you'd think she's the devil. She loves cats and anything everything pink. Yes even pink knives, guns, & dildos. Addicting like heroin.Gangster on the LOW. Old Soul~

Bestfried: Hey, heard you left your family? Let me guess you've been with "Susie" havent you.

Me: Yes. But her tight juicy pussc was trap and can't leave.

Bestfriend: Yup, ive had it. Loss all my money but it is so worth it. I'm broke and your single but hey,it was with that finessing pink kitty monster devil.

Me: (cries) Yes.

by PIMP.MOFUCKITRUTHBTOLD November 24, 2021

Susie's Idea

Word derived from Deltarune ch 4, meaning a stupid idea that somehow works perfectly.

jimmy: I'm gonna sneak out to the party
carl: how your parents are strict
jimmy: Susie's idea is what I'm thinking

by GreatBluePotato September 28, 2025