A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.
Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"
"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016
Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".
by hamcol December 29, 2008
A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.
Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
by Joltzi December 19, 2010
by Pine-Apple Xpress May 07, 2010
by Erin ES May 02, 2008
My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
by The whale May 21, 2015
One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
by Hebacious January 06, 2011