spam

stands for stupid pointless annoying message, usually told by trolls in forums for random things. sometimes wrote in gibberish like example one, or putting random words in a random order, like example 2 shows.

Example 1:

Harry: hey John what's up?
John: ubcdblksajncxkcjndkjnx
Harry: ...

example 2:

Zack: Hey James whatcha doing?
James: lamb got spaghetti inside better you what LOL cool.
Zack: what?
James: IKR frog brought LOLOL jk :D
Zack: ......you spam to much n00b..

by Joe Mama's a Gamer May 1, 2012

spam

Something that Canadians can be a jerk to

What Kanadians , Eating spam.

by faze_buttcracks October 12, 2018

Spam

A Delicious meat for all to enjoy

Man that three week old spam really cured my (cold)

by RE3TR05 January 24, 2019

spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident

1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer

by Bummy Bummerson December 28, 2005

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.

Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.

by Rackal June 26, 2009