Skip to main content

sometimers

Sometimers is a condition, which can be thought of as a light version of Alzheimers. If you have Sometimers, you forget things some of the time that are things you should not forget. These are things you talk about often and there is no reason to forget them.
I had Sometimers the other because I could not even remember my son's middle name!
by Mycity2001 January 10, 2024
mugGet the sometimers mug.

Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
mugGet the Sometimes I forget to play along mug.
if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
mugGet the If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked mug.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
mugGet the .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9. mug.

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022
mugGet the Sometiming Dick mug.

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.
Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*
by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021
mugGet the sometime in december mug.

Semper sometimes

A marine reservist

Often called "Semper sometimes". This is funny because Semper fidelis means "always faithful". Due to the nature of a reservist, they are the equivalent of part time workers in what is known as the Marine Corps. Therefore they are not "always faithful" which leads to them to only being faithful "sometimes". They are also called "weekend warriors" or "part timers" and are often the object of ridicule in jokes around real Marines
"John went the reservist route because he couldn't handle being a full time marine. Talk about Semper sometimes"
by a Tru Mareene April 29, 2024
mugGet the Semper sometimes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email