by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012
by pi3r8 September 09, 2008
The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
by Stunzeedkus February 13, 2011
by wildbub November 25, 2022
by Emo Galfriends April 27, 2019
by coco shanel •_• October 12, 2022
A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.
Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
by the_real_doppler April 16, 2022