Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.
Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.
by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012
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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.
steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha
by pi3r8 September 09, 2008
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Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...
by Stunzeedkus February 13, 2011
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Sawyer Drawing Women

Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.
I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women
by wildbub November 25, 2022
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sawyers traphouse

a designated place where you and your friends go to party
Do you guys want to go to sawyers traphouse this weekend?
by coco shanel •_• October 12, 2022
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Sloppy Sawyer

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.
Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
by the_real_doppler April 16, 2022
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