mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.

The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.

by Somatic May 20, 2015

Socially pregnant

It's when u meet someone new and they want to rush a close friendship with you before you're ready and try to trap you into a friendship. Like a girl trying to trap a man so they can't leave by getting pregnant.

Don't get socially pregnant T. Play it cool lol.

by Lunch Box September 15, 2016

you are now pregnant

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you

The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."

by Dr. Train April 8, 2017

i am pregnet

very scary word

girl freand:i am pregnet
me:time to get the coat hanger

by yo2485 October 26, 2011

pregnant shirt

a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.

I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!

by Walrus, -i m. December 10, 2008

Pregnant poop

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

Pregnant hooker

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.

Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.

by AMK87 November 13, 2013