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Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …
by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023
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Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).
Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?
by Sexydimma May 16, 2022
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The 13 policy

A specific day where if you ask someone a question, they are obligated to say yes.
Wait you rejected him? Remember the 13 policy?
by Tyrone is just spitting September 3, 2022
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Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
by the canceledone August 31, 2024
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Supply-side policy

Supply-side policy is a policy for suppliers, probably,

there are many benefits to supply-side policies, I just don't know any of them
by NotDeeja September 8, 2025
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No P Policy

A preference or condition of sexuality that does not include penises and/or specifically excludes penises.
"Girlcock is beautiful and superior, but even so, I have a personal No P Policy."
by aburbandictionary December 9, 2024
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Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.
Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!
by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024
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