peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

peanut butter shake

It's when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, then goes to her pussy, and finishes in her mouth.

Tyrone gave Sheniqua a peanut butter shake after he found out she was cheating on him.

by SixtyEighter October 24, 2015

Peanut Butter Angelitas

An allergic reaction to peanut butter angels

a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas

by yes it's me goku for life!! December 4, 2015

Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.

She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.

by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019

Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)

by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Cunt

The asshole. The poop chute. The anal cavity.

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020