Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

Parade-Rainer

The person who puts a damper on your day; A person who rains on parades or celebratory events; a party pooper

"we went to the bridal party and all she did was bitch about her divorce. What a parade-rainer..."

by ailuig March 05, 2009

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 07, 2011

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ December 17, 2015

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman May 15, 2018

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 13, 2019

Pride Parade

What do 9 out of 10 Pride Parade visitors enjoy?
Gang rape.

Happy Pride Parade.
All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023