Papa Avery

Incredibly athletic, and sports a daily cigar. Wise and sleek, the Papa Avery indulges in heavy mafia affairs and is iconic in the business of drugs. The Papa Avery may be spotted driving a green jeep, and all civilians within a 40 meter diameter of him are subject to the possibility of a spontaneous beating by a wooden cane.

"That's a mufuckin Papa Avery"

by Andrew Colley June 23, 2019

papa chap

Papa Chap's are a whole different bread of dads. They are the bees knees and they will drink from dawn to dusk. They have a love for gambling, the word cunt, tupperware and shouting at the tv when the sport is on. He is truly an amazing man and anyone with a Papa Chap in their life should feel blessed. Love live Manly, Sea Eagles 4 lyf!!!

Person 1: Woah that dad is super cool ! I wonder what his name is
Person 2: It must be Papa Chap

Person 1: Man thats a good tupperware collection, wonder who owns it.
Person 2: Definietly a Papa Chap

by papachaplover#1 April 14, 2017

Papa Harris

The one and only; equal to and above the law at the same time. Overtly heterosexual.

The other day Papa Harris caused a fire in the oven due to him burning the steak. That was based.

by Saltysilver October 29, 2019

Papa Straze

The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.

"Hey. Did you hear from Papa Straze?"
"Yeah. He was sucking off my brother last I heard."

by My Name is Nothing April 18, 2018

Papa Günter

The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.

Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*

by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018

papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

by the pope January 17, 2004

papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

by Polar Bear December 5, 2004