(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
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Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
1. “I didn’t know that you had an appointment today.” “I booked it online” “ohhhh the pieces are puzzling”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
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