Puerto Rican Promise

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.
by cognitive July 14, 2011
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Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.
A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!
by DonJuan12 August 10, 2006
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dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.
Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!
by cracklejacklemackle August 31, 2015
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Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.
Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.
by titansfreak12 May 04, 2012
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Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.
Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy
by JesusNotChrist August 26, 2014
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Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.
customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.
by Stauqmuk June 21, 2010
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Puerto Rican or darker

1. Origin - New York, ~1975. The act to describe an assailant that may be of Latino or African American descent. While its origin is uncertain, many believe that it was introduced when Caucasians first began to assimilate back into urban settings, due in large part to disco clubs.

2. May also be used to describe any object that has an RGB value of 249.234.201 (sand-colored) or darker.
Next time you set me up with a bitch, make sure she is Puerto Rican or darker. Otherwise, bitches be tryin to fight her in the clubs, son.
by The Zunicorn December 20, 2010
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