Boxing Prediction

A boxing prediction is a statement you make before a boxing match stating what you think the outcome will be.

My boxing prediction is that KSI is going to knockout Jake Paul

by LORD KSI July 2, 2021

Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.

Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.

by WriterLifer September 10, 2022

perfectionalize

v. to perfectionalize; the act of making something perfect, or the act of making something better to achieve perfection

I'm an editor for a newspaper, so when people send incoherent shit in I have to perfectionalize it so that it looks presentable.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

perfection

A state of flawlessness.

Looking at the faces of Jessica and Tricia, they knew they were looking into a paragon of perfection.

by >:D< August 2, 2011

Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020

prefessional

When something is not done professionally, but rather in your own garage... terribly. And yet, somehow, it works.

I can totally weld that hood onto your civic dude. I'm a prefessional.

by Russnut May 31, 2009

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008