Pitty Like

Liking a status comment, picture comment or wall post that someone has posted on your facebook, Not because you agree with the comment, find it funny or actually like it but because you feel sorry for the person who posted it.

You may feel like replying to the comment would make you look as pittiful as them, but not replying will make you look like a douche, so you 'like' it to save face.

You can also use a pitty like if someone asks you something you dont want to answer, See example two.

Not to be confused with Envy liking

Example 1:

Guy 1: Man kyle left a really unfunny comment on my status about how the BAFTAS are a total set up, it was too lame.

Guy 2: Aw, Dont reply man, give him a pitty like, that guys the fucking anti poon.

Example 2

Your status: Just in town, Can't wait to get some food!

user comment: Hey where abouts in town are you?, I'm about and kinda hungry..
You like this Comment (Y)

by Frasemaster 5 March 3, 2011

Pittsburgh Punisher

The act of pinning someone down, defecating in their mouth, then holding their jaw shut while they struggle to open up and relieve themselves

Jack: Yo dawg I gave Sheila a Pittsburgh Punisher the other day.

Xzibit: Wow, she must have had a shitty time

*Bah doomp ching*

by The Real Foofenscoops December 5, 2011

pittsfield pancake

When a guy wakes up after a night of heavy drinking under a fat chick

Tommy woke up this morning under that fat bitch at the bar, and was a Pittsfield Pancake

by Tru Patriot March 10, 2014

pittsburgh

also see: Piks-burgh

If real people from Pittsburgh would have put Pittsburgh as a word they really should have put the pronounciation as "Piks-Burgh"

by BirdOfPray August 15, 2003

Pitty Friend

When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)

"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

pittsnogled

to be ultimately beaten by an over-achieving player/team throughout the course of a basketball game...this includes unbelievable plays that aren't normally made with the confines of a normal game due to lack of ability relative to the opposing team

Wow...what an amazing bank from 3-point land...if this defense isn't careful they are gonna get Pittsnogled

by Brian March 31, 2005

Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.

Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!

by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003