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The exact opposite of Las Vegas, Nevada. Also the exact same as Las Vegas, Nevada
Person 1: “Have you ever been to Ohio?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I flew out there to gamble last Thursday. There was a giant rainforest there as well.
Ohio by ZakeDaCake July 29, 2022
Actual fucking hell. PLEASE DON'T MOVE HERE!
Ohio sucks.
Jimmy: "Oh, I want to move to Ohio."
John: "Fuck no."
Ohio by OhioHater69 September 2, 2022
A terrifying place where only the strongest survive. An area where even Hurricane Ian knew what was best for it and took a sharp turn. Those who dwell in Ohio are bound to be ultra-hostile and mutated. Ohio is an area where you experience the most devious of events, such as weather. Even the supernatural (wendigo, skinwalkers) steer clear of it because the Ohioans are the supernaturals there.
A poor soul: "OH MY GOD PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME"

Ohioan: "NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO. NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"

A poor soul: "PLEASE HELP ME"
Ohio by bioduct October 1, 2022
Things to in Ohio

1.leave
Dan: hey wanna go to Ohio

Travis: fuck no
Ohio by Iceeman3 October 1, 2022
the worst fucking place on the planet to live. Shit is always going down there and you don't want to be there to see it.
Ohio by getgriddy October 1, 2022