Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

Oh my ass

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.

Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.

by Seifer Almasy June 27, 2003

stick it in my ass

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass

Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay

by Kurt Is A nigger June 24, 2017

pain in my ass

meina liu

a: youre such a pain in my ass

by youasianimasiangoodcombinASIAN October 14, 2019

suck my ass

The action to suck someone's ass

Please just suck my ass

by Z123B123K March 28, 2015

Show My Ass

To display prodigious talent or wealth; floss; ball; showboat; show-off.

"Critics wonder will I last long/Even though I show my ass on my last song"- Rick Ross, "Cross That Line"

"I let my pants sag (why)/so I can show my ass (kiss my ass)" -- Jim Jones, "Reppin' Time"

by Dollar Wells December 14, 2008

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009