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The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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NUMLOCK

The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.
Alt codes require the numlock to be on.
by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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numology

The study of Num. It is a complex system of arithmetic operations associated with specific vocal inflections. All laws of mathematics apply in their fullest and most correct application.

Numology is used to provide a scientific means of communicating emotion, especially among developing homo sapiens of the north american origin.
1. NUM + NUM = NUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

2. NUM - NUM = (silence) NONUM

3. NUM x NUM = NUMMMMMMMM..squared.

4. NUM / NUM = 1

.. this is numology
by Dr. RGJTJPED February 28, 2010
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numerlexia

Confusing numbers for letters and then getting the letter part backwards. That's the lexia part.
That dude who came up with the title, "Numb3rs" had some serious numerlexia.
by Wordsaredum December 9, 2014
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The Nameless King

IGN reviewer: Dude I'm stuck on the Nameless King can you help me so I give this game a 5 out of 10 instead of a 2 out of 10.

Mike: Git Gud dumbass
by Charles ii of Spain is hot February 18, 2020
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Numero Dos

When somone has to take a raging shit very quickly or else they will explode in their pants.

Hence the saying "numero dos andele!"
- Stated by Nick Swardson's character Jeff in the 2006 comedy film Grandma's Boy.

- Geez, I've got to take a righteous dump. Numero dos!
by Jacktheripper199555 January 2, 2012
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Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.
Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface
by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012
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