Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .

I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !

by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024

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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.

Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to ride over another man's cock.

Wow did you heard?! Andrei the romanian dick driver rode his dick right of!

Yes i heard, it was after a car deal gone wrong in Droeshout!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

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Romanian

A human with special ability to rob of your items at the speed of light.

Person 1: I dropped my wallet, hold on, wait where the fuck did it go?

Person 2: We are in Romania, a Romanian took it

Person 1: That fast? I didn't even see anyone what the fuck

by I hate pee March 17, 2023

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Romanian Weebs

The negative effects after Ceausescu's assasination. Pretty much average weeb but fluent romanian. Most of the audience is a 50/50 chance of 18-21 year old girl and highschool males.

--I got a friend somewhere in balkans who watches a lot of Naruto and AoT
--Sorry fam but he or she is one of Romanian Weebs

by KendricKendricKendrick February 5, 2022

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