When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
Get the Near Jail Experiencemug. when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014
Get the seared nearmug.