modern roach

When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted

Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g

by Shnayvendayven and itsaboyboy August 05, 2019

Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 04, 2014

modern habesha

Best online store ModernHabesha.com

I love your modern Habesha kemis

by Modern Habesha November 24, 2021

Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.

Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!

by Jim Royal August 28, 2013

Modern Classical

A new genre of music that combines modern music (i.e. pop, hip hop) with classical instruments.

“Wow that artist Lindsay Stirling is totally Modern Classical”

“You know that guy who won Britain’s Got Talent? Tokio Myers? He’s so Modern Classical I love his work”

“I’m really getting into this Modern Classic genre honestly. It’s intellectual yet... hype.”

by Leeui_n October 10, 2017

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang December 18, 2016

Modern Family

Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam

Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!

by Very Unique November 30, 2010