magic milkshake

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.

Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"

by trap15 June 3, 2011

Chocolate milkshake

Ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw.

No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.

by welshcaravan May 22, 2014

anal milkshake

the act of having 3 or more people cumming inside your butthole
then pouring it into a cup
and drinking it

damn
we just burst into that bitches ass and put her over a cup and make her drink the shit
she said it was a good anal milkshake

by prestige skillz ryder August 27, 2009

caramel milkshake

When three white guys gangbang a latino girl and they all cum in different holes. The woman is then picked up and shaken around and thrown to the ground. The guys then drink their own cum out of each of the holes.

me and the boys gave that latino chick a caramel milkshake

by IReallyMissMaWiggaaaaaa October 19, 2017

Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009

Georgian milkshake

When you have eaten a mass amount of Gluten and Vitamin D-3, causing your jizz to become somewhat chunky like a milkshake. Recommended for oral sex and cum shots.

Hey Shaniqwa, I was fucking Steve and he Georgian milkshaked all over my face!

I love Georgian milkshakes, it's like a sexual treat!

by DylanTheCreator May 3, 2013

Blueberry Milkshake

Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.

Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberry milkshake instead.

by Aran714 December 10, 2009