Matthew 

Matthew is a very loud, outgoing ,asshole. IF you don’t know him, once you get to know him he’s very sweet kind and different. When you get to know Matthew it’s a guarantee you’ll fall in love with him he is funny, athletic, kind, loyal, and one of a kind. If oh have a Matthew don’t let him go because you’ll be missing out.

I love the real Matthew,my Matthew.

Matthew by Pinky promise September 23, 2017

Matthew 

1. A sexy guy with a buddha belly and small dick.

2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time.

3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)

Matthew, you deffiantly know what to do!

Matthew by bub104 June 9, 2009

Matthew 

Has shekels 4 days and all of the achievements on HuniePop

P1: Hey did you see that guy?

P2: Yeah he's totally a Matthew

Matthew: *Rubbing shekels furiously*

Matthew by BigPapaDinkleburg February 9, 2017

matthew 

cool kid

that kid is a Matthew

matthew by iknowenglishgood November 26, 2018

Matthew 

these man have taste for gyal wid no back

You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.

Matthew by over9000!! October 22, 2020

matthew 

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

matthew by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

matthew 

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

matthew by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017