Sneaky Magnus

When you put in two balls but only pay for one.

Did you hear what happened last night? He did a Sneaky Magnus and ran away.

by Magsel March 6, 2022

lars magnus

An autistic child with one eye who is often seen dancing to nightcore songs in class.

Wow look at that Lars Magnus over there
Can that Lars Magnus shut the fuck up?

by Sepkamen March 13, 2017

Magnus

A 42 year old christian and Swedish man with a big forehead from Sövde who works as a teacher on workdays but in his freetime he likes orientering, coffee, fighterpilots and fikon.

Y/n: What does a Gökmamma do, Magnus?
Magnus: The Gökmamma realises that "shit this is not my baby"!?

by magnus4live November 16, 2021

Magnus

The definition of quiet

The MAGnus is very silent

by Mag_The1 August 31, 2023

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Magnus Boru

An internet meme and a euphemism describing an extremly tough and masculine male.

"Dude, did you see that guy tear that phone book in half? Total Magnus Boru!"

by Double Corona March 31, 2009

Magnus

A Guy who does not give a fuck. if you piss this guy off he will try and hit you but will fall and snap his neck. on the failure of this he will call in his buddy Kacper also known as the fortnite kid slayer who will fuck them up and probably make there corpse into a body pillow. apart from this Magnus is a kind but suicidal guy

Random Guy: Hey you Fat Shit
Magnus: Come here u Fat Fuck (Crunch)

by Fade:E February 10, 2021