Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos
by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021
A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 08, 2023
The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.
Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today
Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum
Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum
by redtiger22 May 27, 2022
Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.
by FreshMuffinsss May 10, 2025