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laynism

A disease that causes the patient to experience symptoms such as: headache, vomiting, cocaine addiction, wanting to live in Seattle, knowing all the lyrics to "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains, and death.

Can also cause strange obsession for Necrophilia and wanting a telegram account for "cod points".
Layne Stanley - I really want to start a band and live in Seattle and do cocaine!
Scott Stapp - With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything

Also you might have Laynism you should get that checked out before you watch "cod points"

Layne Stanley - Too late
by Leghairlarry1663 August 25, 2025
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Lavanii

Lavanii is a cute and magnificent with a tight puh. When you crack ts beautiful buh you straight go to heaven. I tried a hundred times and trust me your cock would be tickling and you would receive powers like levitating lavaniing and the power to locate every femboy in your area. The Lavanii also has a mouth which is perfect for cocks and deepthroatting. What else is there to say? The Lavanii is a cumdump.
Shoto: Have you tried cracking Lavanii's buh yet ?

Flash: Yes I did and it was soooo nice

Shoto: next time lets gangbang the Lavanii again bro
by AnonymTuffGuy August 28, 2025
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Layaned

When a female or male catfishes, manipulates, or scams boys/girls in relationships just for a roblox account, and when they get the roblox account, they dip. It can also mean when someone is manipulating the SHIT out of you and you just want them to stfu and know you've already got layaned.
YO STOP TRYNA MANIPULATE ME IVE ALREADY GOT LAYANED G
by Ziaahxr October 4, 2025
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Layaned

When a female or male catfishes, manipulates, or scams boys/girls in relationships just for a roblox account, and when they get the roblox account, they dip. It can also mean when someone is manipulating the SHIT out of you and you just want them to stfu and know you've already got layaned the fuck out.
yo stop tryna manipulate me ive already got layaned
by Ziaahxr October 4, 2025
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The Lamani

a type of pheetle position used when a person, particulary a man, is scared out of their mind when the person their about to do confesses they are either a Bisexual, or the girl has a penis , or the guy has a virgina
Man, once she pulled that talliwacker out i went into the Lamani to avoid rape.
by Kimmy January 15, 2003
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dirty Layan

A low hum in exchange of a moan during the violent act of rough 69ing. Or rather when one partner chokes on the other's massive member.
"I was about to tell mom and dad what i'd caught them doing when I heard her let out a dirty Layan and joined in the fun"
by kyras.massive.dick October 8, 2022
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Aj and laynie

The cutest couple ever , nobody can compete with them, everyone wants to be like them too because they’re just so amazing 😩
“omg that’s the cutest couple ever !”
“ik Aj and laynie are the best
by ulovemehuh August 15, 2021
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