smelly kebab

A terrorist who reeks of curry

Oh look more smelly kebabs

by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019

King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab

And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab

by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016