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Kebab Tooth

A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.
you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank
by kebabtoothedfucker September 26, 2010
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Allow The Kebabs

A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.
That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs
by Fefe in the trap January 18, 2019
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Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab
And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab
by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021
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kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.
by newdawn23 December 31, 2016
mugGet the kebab nosemug.

wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
mugGet the wanker kebabmug.

Russian Kebab

Slavic chick giving head and having anal sex at the same time.
Me and my buddy, Keith had a Russian Kebab last night!
by fongo wallengton May 27, 2018
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Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving
"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"
by ptanuki June 9, 2017
mugGet the Share the kebabmug.

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